To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

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Unknown
Tickles are what power my giggle machine.
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Anthony T.Hincks
Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.
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Amit Kalantri
Before we complicated life with money, machines and missiles we did well with morals, manpower and meetings.
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Amit Kalantri
I like to imagine that the world is one big machine. You know, machines never have any extra parts. They have the exact number and type of parts they need. So I figure if the entire world is a big machine, I have to be...
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Brian Selznick
More Quotes By Oscar Wilde
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.
The heart was made to be broken.
The very essence of romance is uncertainty.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.